Filed under: conversations, observations | Tags: biweekly, definition, dick, English, fortnight, genius, hate, love, stupidity
Biweekly is the most retarded word that exists in the English language.
Many of you have argued that it means twice a week, or once every two weeks. As a matter of fact, it means both. Yeah. Exactly. Check it.
So to keep things clear, from now on, I’ll use the word fortnight (fourteen nights – yeah, leave it up to the English language to deprecate perfectly senseful words). Fuck “biweekly.”
Which idiot came up with that idea?
“Hey, here’s a word. It means one thing, but also means something else, and they can both make sense in the same context so the meaning is completely ambiguous.”
“Isn’t that confusing?”
“If by confusing, you mean awesome, then yeah, it’s confusing.”
“You’re a genius! I love you.”
“Thank you. I hate you.”
“What?”
“No, it’s okay. I hate you means I love you too.”
“You’re a dick.”
“Yeah I am.”
Filed under: financial progress, stand-up journal, video | Tags: big dicks, diners, douchebags, elevators, fries, grammar, handjobs, hatred, high-five, rant, stupidity, subway posters, suits, third person, verbiage, washable chalk, wet hands
Armed with his ranting verbiage and ridiculous hatred for douchebags on elevators, Len Yarea touches upon suits, handjobs, diners, fries, washable chalk, wet hands, subway posters, and big ass dicks. (Okay, quick lesson learned. Never use “big ass dicks” after “touches upon.”)
Anyhow, Len Yarea is ridding the world of stupidity…starting with you (while he continues to refer to himself with first and last names in the third person).
Actually, it’s not really a ranting verbiage. But it should be. And it shall be. One day…
Compare with the rest of my performances and you’ll see the difference a few weeks can make. And by “the rest of my performances” I mean one other performance, that wasn’t even in front of a “real” audience.
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Update on financial progress:
Total support to date: 14 people
Total number of people who gave me a high-five after my performance: 1 person
Previous dollar TOTAL: $6.95
How much I made from 3rd Bringer Show: $0
Cost of DVD from 3rd Bringer Show: $20
TOTAL: $26.95
