my vocabulary is too small

I’ve been gone for too long.

So long, in fact, that Google thinks one of my blogs is spam. I just got an email from Blogger that my blog “has been identified as potential spam. Please request for a review or else your blog will be deleted within 20 days.”

Yes, I was in a slump. Between attending Jo Koy’s Comedy Central Special live taping and becoming sociopathic when I learned Lipstick Jungle was getting axed, I had my fair share of late night Fridays, walking around town alone, talking to myself. This cycle repeated until I realized that that’s how homeless people go crazy, and more importantly, that Lipstick Jungle isn’t getting cancelled. So I grabbed a medium Pinkberry, walked by a homeless guy, and laughed at his misfortune of not having an internet connection to watch Lipstick Jungle on hulu.

I wasn’t depressed. I just needed a break. So now I’m back, refreshed, and better than ever. This ain’t no weak shit comeback a la New Kids on the Block, either. This is a John-McClane-punches-fighter-jets-and-makes-them-explode comeback. I got a whole new slate of show dates to check out. First one is tomorrow night, Saturday, November 22, 8:00 PM at the New York Comedy Club.

The old Writing a Screenplay in 30 Days is getting moved to it’s new home on WordPress. Recently, the screenplay in question had grown by a page. The new blog is still undergoing reorganization and redesign, so please be patient.

That’s it for now. Big things are a comin’.

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Pun not intended. Until I just realized it. Then I intended it.