Filed under: observations, photoshop | Tags: 3G network, applications, douchebags, Google, Guitar Hero, iPhone
3G. That dumb “I don’t know what I want to eat so I’m going to shake my phone instead” app. Stupid fingertapping music games (and you make fun of people for playing Guitar Hero?)
You like iPhones. I get it. You’re a douche.
iPhones are great. You have Google maps. Which makes you think, “if I ever get lost in a shitty neighborhood, I can take out my iPhone and find my way back.”
Dude, if you get lost in a shitty neighborhood, the last thing you want to be doing is taking out your iPhone. I hope you get mugged.
Filed under: photoshop, stand-up journal | Tags: comeback, Comedy Central, Google, Jo Koy, Lipstick Jungle, puns, screenplay, spam
I’ve been gone for too long.
So long, in fact, that Google thinks one of my blogs is spam. I just got an email from Blogger that my blog “has been identified as potential spam. Please request for a review or else your blog will be deleted within 20 days.”
Yes, I was in a slump. Between attending Jo Koy’s Comedy Central Special live taping and becoming sociopathic when I learned Lipstick Jungle was getting axed, I had my fair share of late night Fridays, walking around town alone, talking to myself. This cycle repeated until I realized that that’s how homeless people go crazy, and more importantly, that Lipstick Jungle isn’t getting cancelled. So I grabbed a medium Pinkberry, walked by a homeless guy, and laughed at his misfortune of not having an internet connection to watch Lipstick Jungle on hulu.
I wasn’t depressed. I just needed a break. So now I’m back, refreshed, and better than ever. This ain’t no weak shit comeback a la New Kids on the Block, either. This is a John-McClane-punches-fighter-jets-and-makes-them-explode comeback. I got a whole new slate of show dates to check out. First one is tomorrow night, Saturday, November 22, 8:00 PM at the New York Comedy Club.
The old Writing a Screenplay in 30 Days is getting moved to it’s new home on WordPress. Recently, the screenplay in question had grown by a page. The new blog is still undergoing reorganization and redesign, so please be patient.
That’s it for now. Big things are a comin’.
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Pun not intended. Until I just realized it. Then I intended it.
