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Teenage flavored angst, served in a dresser

Apparently, one of the quirks of owning used furniture is discovering the history/stories behind it.

This morning – after adopting my dresser exactly 9 1/2 months ago – I opened my dresser drawer and noticed the sound of crinkling paper in between the frame and the drawer case. This often happens, as I find old receipts people lost, old pictures, or old movie tickets. Today, I found the story of an angst ridden teenager, secretly lashing out at a classmate.

Smells like teen anger

Who is this Angelina*? Why was she hated? Was she just prettier? Was she a bitch? Did she just happen to steal a boy? Or rather, who was the bitter frenemy with the green marker, the previous owner of my dresser? Was it really that important that she had to scan someone else’s ID in, print it out, and then write on it angrily? Where is she now? Following the birthdate on the ID card, she was born in 87, and so is around 21 years old now. 

Hell, are there even two people involved? Maybe this was a girl who hated herself, and felt compelled enough to rant-scribble about it.

Either way, it makes me think of things I tossed out as a kid. Does someone in the world currently own it now? Wouldn’t it be cool if we could learn the history  of our belongings?

*Name has been changed to protect this person’s privacy.



I got a chain for my chain
October 31, 2008, 1:56 am
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There are rich people.

There are poor people.

Then, there are these people:

It’s (airquote) Chanel.



Too Soon?
October 6, 2008, 11:51 pm
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Maybe. But who am I to be so selfish and keep those who would appreciate this from a good laugh?

Great find credited to Jeff Greenspan.



Oh, dirty dirty fire hydrant.
July 16, 2007, 3:13 am
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I witnessed a 9 years fresh, ape-like runt of a boy bent over avidly sipping water from a leaky rustgray-red fire hydrant today.

I wonder if he will die soon.

Image: 101 St. Upper West Side, New York City, Exposure Time: 14 Seconds, Recropped