Filed under: conversations, dumb quotes | Tags: bad service, color printer, douchebag, Kinko's, north, shitty service, south, stupid
At a Kinko’s on a late night…
Me: Hi, I need to print color please.
Kinko’s Guy: Sorry, our color printer is broken.
Me: Any other store I can go to?
Kinko’s Guy: Well, there are only a few open 24 hours.
Me: Crap. Okay. Can you tell me which ones?
Kinko’s Guy: (sigh) Alright. Hold on.
Me: (Are you serious? This fucker is giving me attitude for doing his job?)
Me: Actually, can you get me the closest one that’s also south of here. I’m going south.
Kinko’s Guy (with some REAL attitude now): You’re gonna have to tell me if that’s when the numbers go down or up. Don’t give me “north” “south” I don’t know that.
Me: …
Me: It’s when the numbers go down.
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Congratulations, douchebag. Why Kinko’s hired you is beyond me.
Filed under: dumb quotes | Tags: areola, cashiers, clerks, hard, nipples, tip
“My nipples are always hard.”
(Draws on a piece of paper)
“That’s my areola.”
“No, the areola is just the tip.”
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To reiterate, I don’t make these up. I was in a shop where three time-wasting female cashiers were talking about the subject above. I was amused until one girl “corrected” the other about what the areola is. Then I just wanted to stab her for not knowing her anatomy.
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