my vocabulary is too small

At a Kinko’s on a late night…

Me: Hi, I need to print color please.

Kinko’s Guy: Sorry, our color printer is broken.

Me: Any other store I can go to?

Kinko’s Guy: Well, there are only a few open 24 hours.

Me: Crap. Okay. Can you tell me which ones?

Kinko’s Guy: (sigh) Alright. Hold on.

Me: (Are you serious? This fucker is giving me attitude for doing his job?)

Me: Actually, can you get me the closest one that’s also south of here. I’m going south.

Kinko’s Guy (with some REAL attitude now): You’re gonna have to tell me if that’s when the numbers go down or up. Don’t give me “north” “south” I don’t know that.

Me: …

Me: It’s when the numbers go down.

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Congratulations, douchebag. Why Kinko’s hired you is beyond me.